Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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