your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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