just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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