Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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