Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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