Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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