dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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