Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
of course. lets lasso hookers.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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