I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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