So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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