: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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