it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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