The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
The feeling are messing with the penis
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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