He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
no you cant smoke seaweed
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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