And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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