we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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