glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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