whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
God, you're like boner-b-gone
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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