are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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