Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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