I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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