Cold hands, warm shart.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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