What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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