Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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