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I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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