Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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