do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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