i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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