Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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