As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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