she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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