you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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