Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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