hotel room ftw
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Michael Bay diarrhea
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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