I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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