You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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