No, drunk sperm still make babies.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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