and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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