Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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