He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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