Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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