Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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