Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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