oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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