Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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