are you still at the devil's house?
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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