real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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