My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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