i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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