You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
That accounts for only three of the penises
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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