I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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