the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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