im six kinds of drunk right now
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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