It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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