It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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