My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Having a random hookup so left but love u
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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