Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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