did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Randomize
