Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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