My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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