yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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