what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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